Friday, November 16, 2007

Susantastic!

1. susan
Prison slang for a bitch in the inmate pecking order.
I'm gonna make you my Susan, bitch.

Thank you, urbandictionary.

Today I was in fact, deliberately called one too! I was simply adjusting the strap on my bag when my elbow inadvertently flew 2 inches too high and hit a girl walking behind me. She was drinking soda, I believe. I like how she was trying to be mean but I just found it amusing.

The topic of soda also brings up another event. Tommy totally schemed for me to open a bottle of Pepsi and have it explode right in my hands. Whatever he tells you to try to prove himself innocent is a lie! >:-]

5 comments:

gar said...

That girl you hit was April Smith, she went to my middle school for 2 years went somewhere else in the country and came back. She's not very nice @_@

Anonymous said...

The best is when someone shakes your soda right in front of your face & then tries to get you to drink it. It's like duhh why would I do that? =]

Dragonslayer said...

elo also made a song called "oh no not susan"

kewl!

WendyB said...

"I'm going to make you my bitch, Susan" would make a lot more sense. Crazy inmates!

Chloe said...

the question is did you actually laugh in her face?
because, yes, i have done that.
"that'll scare them away"
"yeah, or confuse them away."